We Will Destroy Your Planet - An Alien's Guide to Conquering the Earth
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For over a hundred years¸ Aliens have been trying to take over the Earth¸ but every time they have failed¸ often in the most unlikely ways. Well¸ no more! We Will Destroy Your Planet offers our future alien overlords all of the information necessary to bring humanity to its knees. Planning for an interstellar¸ or even intergalactic¸ conquest is a complex affair¸ that even races which have mastered faster than light travel might find difficult. This book offers practical¸ 'how-to' advice on a variety of topics including logistics¸ environmental factors¸ and of course human weaknesses. It also goes into the big question of 'why' you want to destroy or enslave the Earth¸ as this is crucial in determining which strategy and tactics to employ. Once that has been determined¸ the book follows as step-by-step approach to annihilating human resistance¸ suggesting the best and worst weapons¸ and giving guidelines on just how much destruction is optimal. With this book in hand¸ there is little doubt that humans are now in their last generation as masters of the Earth.