Miskatonic University: Graduate Kit
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Artifacts from the Worlds Scariest University
In his stories¸ Lovecraft imagined a handful of scholars and investigators burdened with knowledge of other dimensions and perilous entities¸ which the rest of the world could not comprehend. Bizarre evidence¸ ancient writing¸ and obscure coincidence gave weight to the threat of catastrophe. Only those few recognized the doom that threatened the world.
Since Lovecraft wrote¸ Miskatonic U. has survived¸ thrived¸ and grown famous. Tales are still written about it; films are set there. You can enroll today. Enrollment takes only a few seconds¸ and you can graduate as soon as you put your name on the enclosed diploma. Join the community.
WHAT YOU GET
* Course Catalog from Miskatonics School of Medieval Metaphysics¸ explaining enrollment and graduation procedures and individually describing more than 160 classes within the School.
* Presentation Diploma awarding you in Latin a Bachelor of Arts degree in Medieval Metaphysics from Miskatonic University. School colors on nice paper. Type in your name¸ and frame the nifty results.
* Student Body Card with space for your picture as well as your name and other information.
* Restricted Stacks library pass.
Parking Sticker for Omega lot¸ preserve of the School of Medieval Metaphysics.
* School Map place mat souvenir shows Lower and Upper Campuses.
* Bumper Sticker for the university¸ complete with a Fighting Cephaiopod¸ the university mascot. (Go Pods!)
* Notepaper from Pickman Hall¸ handy for short messages or complex formulae.
BUT WAIT¸ THERES MORE:
* a Hi¸ my name is... badge for the Schools annual Conventicle¸ a cafeteria card for Herbert West Memorial Cafeteria¸ a back window sticker for Miskatonic University (with school motto)¸ an alumni association card¸ etc.