Cthulhu for President 2004: Don't Settle for the Lesser Evil!
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The Aeon of the Elder Party Has Arrived!
A 9th Level Beer and Pretzels Role-Playing Game.* Have you lost all hope in the future? Tired of Big Government? Sick of greedy¸ corrupt officials? You are not alone! Become one with the Elder Party! The greatest evil in the universe just sunk to new depths¸ and has announced his intention to enter politics. Don't settle for the lesser evil! Heed the call of Cthulhu! Get ready for muck-raking¸ magic¸ and mayhem (with a little help from the world of H. P. Lovecraft.)
The Stars Are Right!
In Cthulhu For President¸ you become an Elder Party staffer tasked with serving the Great Old Ones during their eternal struggle for domination. Cross wits with the other political parties¸ manipulate voters using non-Euclidian geometry¸ swear on the Necronomicon¸ and sacrifice your co-workers to the Elder Gods. Politics has always been evil¸ but destroying the world has never been so much fun!
Cthulhu For President is a complete roleplaying game with rules for character generation¸ skills¸ combat¸ and magic in the shadowy world of occult national politics. A Campaign ManagerTM section includes adventure seeds¸ political enemies¸ game-master secrets¸ and a ready-to-run adventure.
Strange Aeons Are Upon Us!
Chaosium Inc. and 9th Level Games became strange political bedfellows to bring to life the mind-bending horror that is an election year.
* Purchase of this game constitutes a binding contract with the Elder Party. Through this action you have sworn your vote unto Great Cthulhu. Failure to complete the terms of this contract will result in a Yog-Sothoth audit and other forfeitures. The Stars Are Right!