But Im A Cat Person 13: Family Values
None of this would have happened if they'd gone for a kitten instead. Ordinary broke millennials Bianca and Sparrow take in a stray dog…which turns out to be an immortal shapeshifting battle monster. They call him Patrick. Now Bianca's in a soul-binding ownership contract¸ rich and powerful people are tracking them down to pick magical fights¸ and they still can't find any companies that are hiring. Also: politics¸ comedy¸ found families¸ power dynamics¸ Jewish mysticism¸ and gay stuff. Chapter 13: Time to visit Cohen's Being Research Center and get Cybele back. No plan? No problem.