We Sold Our Souls to Santa
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We Sold Our Souls to Santa!
'Twas the night before Christmas¸ and we're in a bad mood¸
We were naughty this year¸ and we know we're all screwed.
So what is a group of 4th-graders to do?
Summon ourselves a demon¸ or two.
Out comes the ouija board¸ plopped down with a shake.
When we suffered a horrible horrible spelling mistake.
The king of demons we meant to bring¸
But dyslexia is a horrible deplorable thing.
So instead of Satan¸ a Santa called to¸
No idea what we children can do.
So heed our advice¸ before all is a wreck¸
When summoning demons¸ perform a spell check...
Our hapless 4th-grade heroes find themselves on the naughty list and attempt to summon the devil himself to fix their Christmas woes. But when the spell goes horribly awry¸ it's a tale not of sleighing but of slaying as they find themselves trapped by an Eldritch Santabomination. Will they get a Merry Christmas¸ or will they meet up with Santa Claws? Find out in... We Sold Our Souls to Santa¸ a Holiday One Shot from Atomic Ninja Studios.
We Sold Our Souls to Santa!
'Twas the night before Christmas¸ and we're in a bad mood¸
We were naughty this year¸ and we know we're all screwed.
So what is a group of 4th-graders to do?
Summon ourselves a demon¸ or two.
Out comes the ouija board¸ plopped down with a shake.
When we suffered a horrible horrible spelling mistake.
The king of demons we meant to bring¸
But dyslexia is a horrible deplorable thing.
So instead of Satan¸ a Santa called to¸
No idea what we children can do.
So heed our advice¸ before all is a wreck¸
When summoning demons¸ perform a spell check...
Our hapless 4th-grade heroes find themselves on the naughty list and attempt to summon the devil himself to fix their Christmas woes. But when the spell goes horribly awry¸ it's a tale not of sleighing but of slaying as they find themselves trapped by an Eldritch Santabomination. Will they get a Merry Christmas¸ or will they meet up with Santa Claws? Find out in... We Sold Our Souls to Santa ¸ a Holiday One Shot from Atomic Ninja Studios .