Teenage Mutant Dirtbags: A Roleplaying Game
Teenage Mutant Dirtbags A Roleplaying Game
You are a Mutantimal¸ but no one actually uses that stupid name. You are a teenage mutant humanoid animal raised by zealots¸ trained as warriors¸ and taught that only you can stop whatever weird crap the world might be stewing up. Humans basically screw-up everything and either can't be trusted to solve their problems or are just too stupid and lazy. . . at least that's what you've heard.
The thing is¸ you love the human crap. You want to binge TV and argue movie fandom¸ you love fast-food and all that junk¸ and most days you just want to smoke weed and sleep till noon. Save the World? That's not your job¸ man.