SLA: Borg
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SLA Industries is an award-winning science-fiction horror roleplaying game with a splatterpunk feel. Originally released in 1993¸ it was recently updated to a second edition. In that game¸ you play Operatives working for the eponymous company SLA Industries¸ dealing with all problems that arise¸ like a carnivorous pig in the sewers¸ rival company terrorists kicking off¸ assorted Downtown cults summoning abhorences and reality itself crumbling at the edges¸ all while trying to pay your bills and garner a little bit of fame and fortune on the way.
Operatives are the creme de la creme¸ with sponsorship¸ TV deals and the best training and equipment the World of Progress can offer. Unfortunately¸ this isn't you. Instead¸ you're idiots that believe¸ because of the aforementioned crumbling reality¸ that you are working as Operatives¸ whilst instead being morons that sniff marker pens¸ take orders from a cat and get into far too much trouble. You take on missions¸ eat kebabs to heal yourself and go to the pub to celebrate...simple!
SLA BORG uses the MÖRK BORG rules and gives you a bunch of half-finished pre-generated imbeciles for you to make your own. These twits are part of their very own squad The Broken Biscuits. As them¸ you travel to the nearby downtrodden bus station and get your missions from a stray cat¸ who may or may not be Mr Slayer¸ dodging the people that call the station home and toilet (a great magazine BTW) and heading off to wherever the missions send you.
It's a gonzo look at our award-winning roleplaying game and we would like to apologise in advance for what we've done. Oops.