Killer Kobolds from Outer Space
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PREPARE TO MELT SOME FACES AND SCREAM LIKE A TINY DRAGON with this madcap B-movie horror one-shot of unnecessary cartoon violence and kobold madcappery "OMG Killer Kobolds from Outer Space is the thing I've needed in my life for like always. It sets a new standard in just how awesome a DMs Guild product can be. I'm going to pile up all my stuff and burn it." "Killer Kobolds from Outer Space makes me feel like I've been punched in the face by a cartoon character: entertained and upset" "Killer Kobolds from Outer Space hits on three of my favorite things - perhaps even tacos¸ although I don't know how irradiated kobold would taste" "This title is the kind of thing you encounter only a few times in your life and wonder how on Earth you managed to live to this point without it." Take on the role of evil alien Kobold marauders as you descend on an unnamed village to execute a night of horror and bedlam with your very scientific ™ devices in this RAVENLOFT one shot for 3-5 players. KIDNAP VILLAGERS WITH YOUR GRAB'O'MATIC UNLEASH YOUR 'GREEN GLOWING THING IN A JAR' DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES WITH YOUR 'DIPLOMAT'S KIT' Play through up to five ridiculous scenarios as a team of colourful murder space lizards. You probably want to buy this before Wizards of the Coast finds out it exists. They will probably ban it. And me. Forever.