Ezmerelda vs Ravenloft
QUEER ROMANCE FATAL SUBTEXT a complete fantasy about throwing fireballs at abusive men¸ relating to no-one in particular Ezmerelda vs Ravenloft is a rampant¸ tongue-in-cheek one-shot in which you take the role of a crack-squad of highly lethal and unapologetically queer assassins determined to save your girlfriend Ireena Kolyana from the predations of her seven evil exes¸ including the legendary predator Strahd von Zarovich. A simple¸ colourful romp¸ this module is perfect for beginning players¸ events¸ or when you didn't prepare for your normal game and need to distract them with something filled with justice. It's also great if you just want to get together¸ break open the wine and vent some rage on imaginary people who deserve it. I tested that part¸ naturally. Play Princess Ezmerelda ¸ and murder your way through to Ireena with your bow¸ Friendship Play Ezmerelda Enraged ¸ and burn your enemies to cinders in glorious technicolour Play Robo-Ezemerelda ¸ and terminate anyone unfortunate enough to stumble into your path with ironic prejudice Play Ezra¸ and run circles around everyone with your super speed and trusty weapon Stabby McStab Play Kombat Ezmerelda and delight in severing vital organs from each other Play Magical Girl Ezmerelda and destroy mankind without breaking a sweat (or your costume) The module relies on theater of the mind combat¸ a keen sense of the dramatic and an appreciation for comic¸ cartoon violence as you destroy no fewer than 7 monsters who exemplify the some of the very worst traits that man has to offer. The module is a gauntlet of 7 encounters¸ challenging the players to manage their resources¸ work as a team¸ and make it to the vampire with enough strength remaining to defeat him.