Auraspures Drinks of Perpetual Uncertainty - The War of Auraspure
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The War of Auraspure presents: Auraspure's Drinks of Perpetual Uncertainty Twenty-nine Adventures Within a Mug While most claim they know their way around a bar¸ and even more claim to be able to hold their mead¸ the exotic drinks in Auraspure's Drinks of Perpetual Uncertainty will leave the adventurers shocked¸ your players wow'ed¸ and everyone's humor satisfied. these lovely spirits are not just a prank at the local pub¸ but even a little bit of fun in the mug. So pour yourself a generous bit in a big ol' cold glass and enjoy these spirits while still they last. If you like what you see¸ please consider donating or buying some of our other products to help suport us by clicking the picture below that leads to our homepage. Drink Examples: Whiskerburp Vodka This thin bottle features a drawing of what only could be wispy long whiskers of some unknown animal on it. BUBBLY as it could possibly be¸ Whiskerburp Vodka colors your sense of taste with a light orchid flavor hinted with clovers. The vodka fizzes up an obscene amount when swallowed. Every shot taken causes the drinker to burp grotesquely¸ and quite generously¸ for thirty to fourty seconds. A local favorite in the City of Jestero. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Silly Giggles Lager "A Lager to raise and reverie! Haha! haha.." -Hashdad Brodensteel¸ drunken dwarf of Mountain's Peak. A cupful of berries and a pinch of grain; this lager will take away all of your pain. In fact¸ it will do more than cheer you up. After one mug of this Silly Giggles Larger¸ you begin to giggle or laugh at the end of every sentence. You feel light-headed and will be thirsty for many more drinks to come this night. Besides¸ one more won't hurt. Right? The effects of this beverage wear off after a long rest. _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Down the Hatch Lager Ever had a drink so foul¸ it was better to just gulp it down as quickly as possible? Down the Hatch Larger lets you relish that feeling with every mug. Drink with your friends. Drink with your companions. Stack the mugs as trophies. You suffer one level of exhaustion for every 4 lagers that go "down the hatch." The levels of exhaustion wear off after a long rest. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Remember DM's¸ do not to use these spirits to "ale" your players. As fun as the adventure is for you¸ it may not always be the same for them. Always keep in mind¸ their path is hard and their flasks are dry. Use these spirits to bring adventure and joy to their long road. If you like this product¸ please consider leaving a review. ; Your reviews help promote a better product. ; I will read all reviews and use them to improve my maps¸ modules and world. Check out our other products by searching: The War of Auraspure or WriterLaer I am looking for reviewers in exchange for complimentary copies of my product. If you are interested in reviewing multiple items I sell¸ please contact me at TheWarofAuraspure@gmail.com.