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BUY! BUY MORE! BUYING FEELS GOOD! YOU NEED MORE STUFF!
"Troubleshooter! To serve and protect Alpha Complex and your friend The Computer¸ you need weapons! You need gear! You need approved personal services! In short¸ you need all 250+ entirely new entries in this jam-packed PARANOIA roleplaying game supplement - STUFF!
"Computer Phreak hackers bring you this giant collection of brand-new auction items from the Alpha Complex auction site C-Bay. Bid right now on weapons like the MonoBola¸ Gyro-Stabilizing All-Purpose Flux Fortifier¸ Gravitic Gauntlet (one size fits all) or the bot-brain equipped Smart Laser Barrel ('I don't care what you can see¸ that target is out of range! Stop being an idiot!'). Buy Zoom Goggles¸ Remote Surveillance Drones¸ Psionic Detonators and SparkleBrite Anti-Laser Aerosol. Then kick back with a can of ParteeTym Mildly Intoxicating Beverage and a copy of 101 Fun Songs to Sing in Line. Demonstrate your loyalty by buying all this essential STUFF today!