Crash Priority (Scenario Pack) (1)
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Ever since you started Gamemastering the PARANOIA roleplaying game¸ you've struggled to keep up with your players. Right? They always want new Troubleshooter missions in Alpha Complex - new ways to compel fear and ignorance - new reasons to loathe and suspect their fellow Troubleshooters - new methods of dying repeatedly in the most absurdly arbitrary ways. Right? Oh¸ wait - sorry - you want all that stuff¸ not the players. You enjoy having The Computer throw its Troubleshooters into new hose-job no-win deathtrap fiascos¸ so you work hard to invent the best fiascos you can¸ work your brains out¸ all under a crash-priority deadline so you wonder why¸ why you ever became a Famous Game Designer.... Oh¸ wait - sorry again - look¸ let's start over. You¸ the Gamemaster¸ want new PARANOIA missions. This supplement¸ Crash Priority¸ gives you a bunch of missions. They're creative and funny. Buy them.
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"UNDER PRESSURE? Ever since you started Gamemastering the PARANOIA XP roleplaying game¸ you've struggled to keep up with your players. Right?
"They always want new Troubleshooter missions in Alpha Complex - new ways to compel fear and ignorance - new reasons to loathe and suspect their fellow Troubleshooters - new methods of dying repeatedly in the most absurdly arbitrary ways. Right?
"Oh¸ wait - sorry - you want all that stuff¸ not the players. You enjoy having The Computer throw its Troubleshooters into new hose-job no-win deathtrap fiascos¸ so you work hard to invent the best fiascos you can¸ work your brains out¸ all under a crash-priority deadline so you wonder why¸ why you ever became a Famous Game Designer....
"Oh¸ wait - sorry again - look¸ let's start over. You¸ the Gamemaster¸ want new PARANOIA missions. This supplement¸ Crash Priority¸ gives you a bunch of missions. They're creative and funny. Buy them.