None of this is my Fault
Three missions for High Programmers! Stay alert¸ trust no-one and keep your army of heavily armed bodyguards handy! Try to drag your corpulent¸ twisted body from the zero-gravity couch and toddle on down to the Situation Room for...
* Joy in the Morningcycle: Rimbaud-B¸ the greatest chef in the sector¸ is missing¸ presumed fed. The High Programmer who acquires Rimbaud-B's services will be the perfectly-sliced-melba-toast-with-caviar of ULTRAVIOLET society. The fate of not only Alpha Complex¸ but Rimbaud's Sylphides à la crême d'amusant chaud hang in the balance!
* The Iceman Returneth Again: You find the weirdest things in the vaults. Expired nuclear weapons¸ abandoned doomsday devices¸ mutated things with tentacles... And frozen High Programmers from the earliest days of Alpha Complex. Who wants to hit the defrost button?
* When Things Were Interesting: The annual all-sector FunBall tournament is in its final stages. It's the biggest - and only - sporting event in Alpha Complex¸ and everyone from the lowliest INFRARED to the highest of High Programmers will be watching. Anyone for a little wager on the results?