you wouldn't last one minute on the creek (TROIKA Compatible) (PARFAIT EDITION)
you wouldn't last one minute on the creek
I was once watching a certain beloved show about a sentient creek. When I brought it up at work¸ someone mocked me. I quickly shouted at them "YOU WOULDN'T LAST ONE MINUTE ON THE CREEK". This brewed in my skull for years.. Now I offer you a TROIKA! compatible version of this experience. So uh.. roll up a character with the background of choice.
- This is a cosmic dread simulator¸ that could also function as a funnel. Maybe you're playing a game and you need a duel and someone shouts "YOU WOULDN'T LAST ONE MINUTE ON THE CREEK"... ya.. now u kno what will happen.
- You could also use it as a quick way to level up your TROIKA! characters.
- It's also totally functional as a 1 player game.
- let me know in the comments how many seconds you make it on the creek... maybe we'll make a leaderboard. Currently a pickup truck made it 10 seconds before taking a frisbee to the face and being sent to its doom in the creek.
Offering of Dark Space Nachoes:
"You wouldn't last one minute on the creek" is an independent production by Orbital Intelligence¸ LLC and is not affiliated with the Melsonian Arts Council.
ps could u design a background that could last 60 seconds on the creek?
Written by Sean Richer¸ Edited by MRC (Fiona Maeve Geist & Jarrett Crader)¸ Layout by Glynn Seal¸ Art by Sean Richer & Shutterstock