Turtle Racing: A Slightly Less Grim & Perilous Supplement
In some parts of this wonderful world they race dogs¸ they may race horses¸ even at times they may race the occasional hare¸ but in Turtletown the only thing worth racing are turtles. Can you beat the all-time champion¸ Speedy-Clax-Clax-Clax-Clax-Claxxton¸ or will you crash and burn in a slow and terrible racing accident. The stakes are high¸ and speeds are slow. Now let's race some turtles!