Astral Brews
A Mothership 1E brochure adventure in a space coffee stand.
Treasured associates¸
Thank you for joining the AstralBrews family! You may be experiencing discomfort as a result of the onboarding process¸ but please understand that nausea¸ sweating¸ and retrograde amnesia are all natural and temporary side effects of your new AstralBrews Cerebral Recipe Chip. Please know that:
1. All of AstralBrews' Stellar Recipes are already stored as implicit memories in your basal ganglia. No conscious thought is required; just let your hands do the work!
2. Ingredients are automatically fed to your BrewFlux 90¸000 from the Supply Room. If there is a supply machine error¸ please repair the corresponding machinery.
3. There is no other reason to access other rooms of your Astral Brews location.
4. If someone orders THE SPECIAL¸ just let our serving booth's automated systems do the work!
5. Remember¸ our most valuable resource is you!
Thank you for your contributions to making AstralBrews the finest takeaway beverage service in Zone 45H2D
Writing: Chris Meabe
Editing: Christian Sorell
Layout: Jean Verne
Production and Development: Joel Hines