Sexy Hairdresser Vampires
You're a SEXY HAIRDRESSER who's also a VAMPIRE.
You work in a salon with your SEXY HAIRDRESSER friends who are also VAMPIRES.
Your clients know the deal¸ as does your boss - they overlook the screaming ancient abyss in your eyes because you are so good at cutting hair¸ and also you are very sexy.
You got a letter in the mail¸ written in vampire code. It's a warning.
"WE ARE COMING FOR YOU”.
Uh oh - time to defend the salon from a GREAT EVIL! It's annoying that this happens every Wednesday¸ but otherwise this job is pretty great.
SEXY HAIRDRESSER VAMPIRES is a Lasers and Feelings hack.