B.L.T.
From the creative team who brought you Kobolds Ate My Baby! (the first beer and pretzels role-playing game) comes BLT¸ the first (as far as we know) Collectible Board Game!
Cheat¸ drink and be merry... Move! your Kobolds around any number of the limited edition collectible boards¸ Gather! ingredients for a host of delicacies¸ Steal! from your friends¸ Meet! (kill and gut) a horde of magical monsters¸ but remember¸ you'll need to Cook! to win.
"What if I don't have any friends?" you ask. Don't worry¸ you can still get plenty of enjoyment from spending countless hours (and dollars) collecting boards in the quest to build the perfect "Deck of Many Spaces".
When you do find some friends¸ if they're not too jealous of your deck¸ you can trade boards with them in the futile attempt to collect the whole¸ ever expanding¸ set!
For! 0 to ∞ players! (but four's nice)
Ages! Old enough to get our humor but not so old that it offends you!