Yiffy¸ Yaoi¸ and Yahooey!
They're all around you¸ and you'd never know it. They're fighting a war you can barely perceive¸ but the soul and future of every human on Earth depends on it. They are the Furries¸ mysterious manifestations of the Earth Spirit Gaia¸ who exist for the purpose of fighting a horrific spiritual disease that threatens our planet. Gaia¸ it seems¸ is infected with Slimeys.
"There is no quarter asked¸ and none given. The battlefield is in every city on Earth¸ and the weapons are brutality¸ sex¸ torture¸ death¸ and a LOT of bullets. So¸ if you're ready to face the darkest tentacle-wielding villains to yet enter the fray for the future and destiny of mankind¸ find your inner Furry and leap into Yiffy¸ Yaoi¸ and Yahooey! Because SOMEONE has to kill all the Slimeys.