We Three Kings
It's Christmas Day¸ 0AD. You are a trio of Kings from lands afar ‐ a swordsman¸ a necromancer¸ and a sorcerer. You are going to defeat the wicked King Herod and his forces with two-fisted magic¸ jumping off buildings and kicking people into giant snakes. You are going to save baby Jesus and¸ by extension¸ save EVERY CHRISTMAS EVER.