Eat the Reich
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Eat the Reich is a tabletop roleplaying game in which you¸ a vampire commando¸ are coffin-dropped into occupied Paris and must cut a bloody swathe through nazi forces en route to your ultimate goal: drinking all of Adolf Hitler's blood.
It's written by Grant Howitt (Honey Heist¸ Spire¸ Heart) and illustrated by Will Kirkby (Critical Role¸ Image¸ Darkhorse¸ Boom).
This over-the-top¸ ultraviolent game is designed to be played from beginning to end in one to three sessions of carnage¸ blood magic¸ meaningful flashbacks and hundreds upon hundreds of extremely dead fascists. It tells one story¸ it tells it loud¸ and it tells it brilliantly. Think Wolfenstein crossed with Danger 5 and you're not far off the mark.
Eat the Reich is a lavishly illustrated¸ beautifully written 72-page rulebook and it has everything you need to get started:
- A quick-to-learn D6 dice pool system - the Havoc Engine - that encourages creative violence
- Enemy reinforcement rules that keep the vampire invaders on their toes
- Pregenerated iconic characters (with room to level up)
- Gruesome augmented Übermenschen (drink their blood to level up)
- Non-accurate maps of Paris with lots of location details and ideas for fun things to destroy
