Menagerie: Toilet Paper Golem (5e)
When You Need To Wipe Out Players... Now rarer and more valuable than ever¸ the TP Golem is a sign of hoarding necromancers' cheap efforts at mummification¸ a collapsing supply train¸ or just a warped mind. While it may not be exactly right for most games¸ when you need it¸ you NEED it. Though often the butt of jokes from other monsters¸ this soft¸ durable golem has a great character sheet.