TP Total Pan
TP Total PaN The Rollplaying Game You're Already Playing It began in 2020. Fear of a worldwide virus sparked a baseless panic that a persecuted minority group was hoarding TP. Wanting to secure his own supply¸ corrupt and incompetent Chief Executive Cornholio tweeted that all taxes must be paid in TP. Monetary authorities then shut down all TP manufacturers for currency counterfeiting. Within days¸ western civilization collapsed¸ as citizens plunged into a maelstrom of struggle for TP to staunch their bungholes and/or tax bills. WELCOME TO TP Total PaN ! TP TOTAL PAN features GMless game mechanics specifically designed for remote vidocall play. It gamifies your lockdown¸ replacing reality with something even crappier but possibly more entertaining. In the event that anyone pays for this product¸ after paying the writer and artist¸ all proceeds will be donated to the World Food Programme's COVID-19 emergency appeal.