Kingdom of Champions
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Good day¸ ladies and gentlemen. You are¸ I think¸ the - ahem - 'All American Heroes'? Jolly Good.
Now¸ You've all had to come over to Britain for some reason. Chasing someone? A puzzle? You needed a holiday? Well¸ whatever the reason¸ we're sure you'll like it here. However¸ there are a few things you'll need to know.
The fact is¸ we do things a bit differently here. We drive on the left¸ so do be careful with that car of yours. And our police aren't usually armed. In fact¸ guns are a bit of a rarity. Perhaps we can make some arrangements for your equipment¸ but don't expect us to appreciate it if you go waving your bally artillery around in public!
Not that we don't have problems of our own; you can expect some supervillains of course¸ especially M.A.C.E. We have heroes too¸ such as the New Knights of the Round Table - Her Majesty's Government needed something - and freelancers¸ of course. What you'd expect¸ really¸ given that we had King Arthur and Robin Hood centuries before Columbus was playing with toy boats.
Yes¸ maybe you should read a bit before you rush in. Fortunately¸ we have just what you need... It's time to leave the New York skyscrapers¸ the Mojave Desert¸ even the depths of space¸ and come to a country where the traditions go back centuries and you'll think you speak the language.
This is Modern Britain¸ the Kingdom of Champions!